I once retold that joke: “On a scale of Jack Harkness to John Watson, how out of the closet are you?” while visiting my family.
My brother didn’t even glance up from what he was doing, and answered with “Arthur Pendragon.”

I once retold that joke: “On a scale of Jack Harkness to John Watson, how out of the closet are you?” while visiting my family.
My brother didn’t even glance up from what he was doing, and answered with “Arthur Pendragon.”

“One,
Two,
Three,
Four,
I declare a time war.
Five,
Six,
Seven,
Eight,
Daleks scream “EXTERMINATE”.
Nine,
Ten,
Eleven,
Twelve,
The Doctor died and Silence Fell.
Twelve,
Eleven,
Ten,
Nine,
there he goes back in time.
Eight,
Seven,
Six,
Five,
saving everybody’s lives.
Four,
Three,
Two,
One,
grab her hand and whisper “Run.””for tattoo-girl
It starts in the middle and reads outward. clockwise ironicaly. I like clockwise better than anti-clockwise. I also really like clocks, the ones with the gears that you can see are awesome but I’m off topic now.
Wow I’m so glad I finished it. But with something this big I just know theres an error somewhere, even after my letter by letter spellcheck. Still I’m very happy with it. I thought about putting all the numbers in big sentance circles but I didn’t think it would look as good, and luckily sentance circles are very quick and easy to make as opposed to time consuming letters.
This is too glorious
DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG THIS WOULD’VE TAKEN OMFG
CAN I MARRY YOU YOU SEXY INTELLECTUAL JERK
THIS IS CIRCULAR GALLIFREYAN PORN UNF
First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky.
Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time.
Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.”
Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes.
In conclusion, Hercules is one of my favorite and most watched Disney movies.
17851
That’s disgusting.
Well done society.
Well done.
20,299.
148,628
173,490
208,261 that is horrific.
Depressingly, I think it would be a lot higher if people understood that if it’s from friends it counts, if it’s from family it counts, if it’s so subtle no one else notices it still fucking counts.
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(Source: nickastig.me)
I googled chickens wearing sweaters and I wasn’t disappointed